Computer Programming Quotes

1. “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” - Rick Osborne

2. “Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.” - Eagleson's law

3. “When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.” - Alan Perlis

4. “Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.” - Stan Kelly-Bootle

5. “If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.”
(Robert Sewell)

6. “Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.”
(Linus Torvalds)

7. “You can’t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families.”
(Jim McCarthy)

8. “I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!”
(Vidiu Platon)

9. “The Internet? Is that thing still around?”
(Homer Simpson)

10. “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”
(Michael Sinz)